Why I shouldn’t blog late at night

I am tempted to compose poetry online.
I forget the way to the delete key.
My cursor keeps wrapping to the front of the line and I type over what I have just written.
I eat a piece of chocolate after every sentence I type.
Blogger keeps losing the return key. (What is that about?)
Another piece of chocolate gets on the keyboard.
I will wake up in the morning and have enabled anonymous comments.
I will wake up tomorrow and have enabled anonymous blogging.
I will wake up anonymous.