Nuff said. Oh, and don’t bother with sedation. It’ll just make you slow in getting to the pie. Try a light sleep aid instead, like Ambien, one that won’t interfere with your midnight dash — okay, shamble — to the kitchen.
Oh, and be sure to leave the fridge door open while consuming same with knife — it counteracts the flushing brought on by the steroid.
Happy painless dreams.
Tomorrow you’ll see the poem about the epidural team. All pet owners, it turned out.
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